To Everyone Here!!

For My Democrat Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to
imply that America is necessarily greater than any other
country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others,
and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of
a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!